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The Cougar Conspiracy?

ok, i know i said i wasn’t going to blog this week, but i can’t resist. (anyway, sox win again!!!) the other entrant for president: as a son of america’s rural heartland, the habitat is powerful to me. like teddy roosevelt, america’s first “conservation president,” i am committed to returning thousands of with miles of ominous american urban development back to its pristine natural state. much of this will be a direct result of the “malibu surge,” but other environmental initiatives last will and testament help. for example, i will direct the personal department to establish wild man-eating cougar preserves in berkeley ca, boulder co, madison wi, and car park slope, brooklyn. was it the iowahawk rightwing conspiracy?

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