So lonely
Haunted Today Show + Fun Quotes
* I am never watching The Today Show again. It is surely haunted as this video will prove. I know I’ll now wake up in the middle of the night to the sounds of that creepy “Heeeelp meeeee” voice.
* Speaking of haunted, the spooky Marilyn download drama Manson gets kicked to the curb.
* Mariah Carey comes with a lot of baggage. (And by “baggage” I actually mean “luggage.” I’m all literal today - no euphemisms for me!)
* Oprah’s leaning-pole mystery man from Obama’s victory speech blubbers his way onto her talk show.
* Help pick a puppy for the Obama girls! (Well at least look at the cute doggie pics. Geez.)
* Mary-Kate to waiter: “I’ll have action movies the Smoker’s Special.”
* And finally, People’s 10 Best Celeb Quotes of the Week.
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